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{"slip": { "id": 13, "advice": "If you're feeling tired or anxious, a pint of water will almost always make you feel better."}}
{"slip": { "id": 125, "advice": "Why wait until valentines day for a romantic gesture?"}}
{"fact":"A cat almost never meows at another cat, mostly just humans. Cats typically will spit, purr, and hiss at other cats.","length":116}
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{"slip": { "id": 71, "advice": "It is easy to sit up and take notice, what's difficult is getting up and taking action."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 40, "advice": "Never run with scissors."}}
{"slip": { "id": 107, "advice": "If you don't ask, you don't get."}}
{"slip": { "id": 211, "advice": "No \"brand\" is your friend."}}
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