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{"slip": { "id": 81, "advice": "Age is of no importance, unless you are a cheese."}}
{"fact":"The most traveled cat is Hamlet, who escaped from his carrier while on a flight. He hid for seven weeks behind a panel on the airplane. By the time he was discovered, he had traveled nearly 373,000 miles (600,000 km).","length":217}
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{"fact":"A cat's normal temperature varies around 101 degrees Fahrenheit.","length":64}
{"slip": { "id": 129, "advice": "Stop procrastinating."}}
{"slip": { "id": 132, "advice": "Repeat people's names when you meet them."}}
{"fact":"Many cats love having their forehead gently stroked.","length":52}
{"slip": { "id": 198, "advice": "Sing in the shower."}}
{"slip": { "id": 10, "advice": "Never pay full price for a sofa at DFS."}}
{"slip": { "id": 121, "advice": "If you think your headphones are dying, check the socket for fluff with a straightened paperclip."}}
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