{"slip": { "id": 10, "advice": "Never pay full price for a sofa at DFS."}}
{"fact":"The average lifespan of an outdoor-only (feral and non-feral) is about 3 years; an indoor-only cat can live 16 years and longer. Some cats have been documented to have a longevity of 34 years.","length":192}
{"fact":"The name \"jaguar\" comes from a Native American word meaning \"he who kills with one leap\".","length":89}
{"fact":"Florence Nightingale owned more than 60 cats in her lifetime.","length":61}
{"fact":"Unlike humans, cats do not need to blink their eyes on a regular basis to keep their eyes lubricated.","length":101}
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{"slip": { "id": 102, "advice": "Tell it like it is."}}
{"slip": { "id": 57, "advice": "If you get stuck, try doing the opposite of what the solution requires."}}
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{"fact":"The longest living cat on record according to the Guinness Book belongs to the late Creme Puff of Austin, Texas who lived to the ripe old age of 38 years and 3 days!","length":165}
{"fact":"At 4 weeks, it is important to play with kittens so that they do not develope a fear of people.","length":95}
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